THE DISASTER.
 
GOING GREAT, THANKS.
 
When everything’s falling apart, but you’re still pretending you’ve got it under control.
 
Introducing THE DISASTER, a gothic tarot-inspired graphic T-shirt combining dark humour, alternative fashion and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
 
At the centre of this beautifully chaotic illustration sits a rebellious gothic woman, casually raising a glass while surrounded by the remains of what appears to have been a spectacularly bad day.
 
Dressed in dark alternative clothing, fishnet tights and heavy buckled boots, she looks completely unbothered by the chaos surrounding her.
 
Beside her sits a mysterious black cat, watching over the destruction with an expression that suggests it knew exactly how this would end.
 
Around them lie scattered bottles, skulls, dark roses and forgotten belongings, while an enormous pink moon illuminates the ruins of a gothic landscape.
 
The entire illustration is framed within a distressed vintage tarot card border, combining traditional gothic artwork with a modern, sarcastic attitude.
 
Above the illustration sits the title THE DISASTER, while beneath it reads:
 
GOING GREAT, THANKS.
 
A perfectly sarcastic response to life’s never-ending collection of questionable decisions.
 
Designed for the outsiders, the overthinkers, the beautifully chaotic and anyone who’s ever smiled politely while everything around them went spectacularly wrong.
 
Featuring our signature Public Hazard™ skull emblem on the front chest and a detailed gothic tarot illustration across the back.
 
Perfect for lovers of gothic fashion, alternative clothing, dark humour, witchy aesthetics, black cats and vintage tarot-inspired artwork.
 
CHAOS LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.
 
DETAILS
 
* White short-sleeve graphic T-shirt
* Gothic tarot-inspired back artwork
* Alternative gothic woman holding a drink
* Black cat, skulls and dark roses
* Pink moon and gothic architectural ruins
* Distressed vintage parchment-style tarot card border
* Public Hazard™ skull logo on the front chest
* Classic crew neckline
* Regular unisex fit
* Gothic, alternative and dark-humour styling
* Printed in the UK
 
SIZING
 
Available sizes: Medium, Large, 2XL. (Larger sizes are available on request, Please drop us a message)
 
Regular unisex fit. Please check the size guide before ordering.
 
PLEASE NOTE
 
* Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen or device settings.
* Product images are for illustration purposes.
* Back artwork measures approximately 22.5 cm wide across all garment sizes. The design may appear proportionally larger or smaller depending on the size of the T-shirt.
 
CARE
 
* Wash inside out at 30°C
* Do not bleach
* Do not tumble dry
* Do not iron directly over the print
* Air dry where possible
 
LIMITED BY DESIGN.
 
WE MAKE BAD DECISIONS LOOK GOOD.